halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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