I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
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