Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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