You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Randomize
