My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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