Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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