He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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