i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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