Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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