are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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