Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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