dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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