Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
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This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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