He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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