I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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