My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
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Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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