why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Panties = found
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