Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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