I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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