He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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