dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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