At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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She told me I should be a condom model.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
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If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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