turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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