During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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