dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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