So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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