hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Dicks are not precious.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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