i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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