There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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