She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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