But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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