The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
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