Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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