some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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