i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
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I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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