so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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