just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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