Your face is a jimmy john
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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