Are we in a gay sports bar?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
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