operation have a gay friend backfired
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
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I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
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