What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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