are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
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I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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