So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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