I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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