He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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