just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
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Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
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my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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