last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
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Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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