You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
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Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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