You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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