Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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