This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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