I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I need moral support for this bender
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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