Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
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I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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